yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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