I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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