p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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