It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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