Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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