Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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