It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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