Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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