Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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