I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Dear god my vagina.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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