I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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