she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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