All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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