In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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