is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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