I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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