It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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