Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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