Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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