fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
