your room smells of hookers.
And success
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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