BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
