He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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