Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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