As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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