i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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