Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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