i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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