walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
