No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
