At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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