In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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