Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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