my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
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