Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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