rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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