check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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