your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Girls should come with a carfax report
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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