How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Randomize
