Non-Jews are for practice
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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