Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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