it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
