You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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