so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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