Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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