And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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