You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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