just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Sorry about my life...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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