guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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