No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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